Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Know your Stars – Chapter 12

Ok! This is the real Interview with Dad! This one might be a little long…

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Ok now let’s get on with it!

Know your stars.. Know your stars Know your stars

Dad: Where am I?

Mr. Turner..

Dad: This place seems oddly familiar to me. But I cant place my finger on it.

Mr. Turner.

Dad: Have I been here before?

Mr. Turner..

Dad: Who are you?!

Mr. Turn-

Dad: Who are you?!

Mr.-

Dad: Who are you?!

SHUT UP! I am that voice you like so much?

Dad: Really? Which one are you again?

Agghhh.

Dad: Oh! Youre from the radio station!

Um. No. Im starting over again

Know your stars.. Know your stars Know your stars

Mr. Turner.

Dad: Oh! I have been here before!

Yes you have! And because you have been here you win the grand prize!

Dad: Ohh! Is it a 2 week vacation in Hawaii?!

Noits

Dad: Oh! I know what it is! Its a trip to Jamaica isnt it?

NO! Why does everyone want to go there?!

Dad: Cause it is a nice relaxing place to go with nice beaches!

That was a rhetorical question!

Dad: Uh.. Whats a rhetorical question? Do I still get the prize for answering it?

Yes you do and your prize is an all expenses paid trip to be on the show Know Your Stars

Dad: Yay! When do I go there?!

Right Now! In fact.You are already here!

Dad: Wow! That was fast! And what excellent service! What do I do next?!

Now you do nothing but just sit there while I tell these nice people about all the great achievements in your life and all those other interesting facts about you.

Dad: Wow that sounds great! And how very nice of you!

Well I have been told that I am nice carrying on

Know your stars.. Know your stars Know your stars

Mr. Turner.

Dad: Hey! Thats me!

He-

Dad: Hey! I didnt know I was a star!

He-

Dad: Is this part of the vacation package?

Yes, yeswhatever

Mr. Turner.

Dad: Hey.Uhhh.

What is it now?!

Dad: I was just wondering if I could work on my tan in here

Errrr.um.ok.

Dad: Great! Good thing my old bathing suit still fits! rips off his clothes and there is a speedo on him, pulls out a beach chair, puts tanning oil on and has that tinfoil thing Ok move on.

Mr. Turner.he-

Dad: I know who you are now! Youre that guy who says informal and educational about people!

Yes, yes, yes. Now.

Dad: That means..I must be on this show! Yay! People are going to learn informal and educational things about me!

Ok! Now. Mr. Turner.he-

Dad: Wait.

WHAT?!

Dad: Is Vicky doing anything else for free?

ERRRR..N- sees Vicky walk in I mean Yes! She offered to paint your house for free!

Dad: She did?

Vicky: I what?!

Dad: Wow that Vicky is soo sweet! Wait! Is she painting the inside or the outside?

Both!

Dad: Thats great!

Vicky: What?!

Dad: This vacation package is awesome! And that saves me a lot of money to get the house repainted! Hi Vicky! You can paint the house this weekend!

Vicky: You are sooooo dead Mister!

I love you too!

Ok now..

Dad: Wait!

AGhhh! Will you-

Dad: Youre not going to kick me out are you?

No!

Mr. Turner-

Dad: Why did you kick me out the other times?

Ughhh.Do you want me to tell people nice stuff about you or not?

Dad: Yes I do! Ill go back to working on my tan now.

Know your stars.. Know your stars Know your stars

Mr. Turn-

Dad: Are you sure this isnt a radio station?

Mr. Turnerhe thinks this place is a radio station.

Dad: OMG! I knew it! It is that radio station!

Mr. Turner.the radio station is haunted.

Dad: Oh no! I got to get out of here! Well at least Domino isnt here!

Are you so sure of that?

Dad: Huh?

Mr. Turnerwho is Domino?

Dad: Hes that ghost of all ghosts! And he wanted to tell me about a spooky thing!

Mr. TurnerHe doesnt know that Im Domino in disguise.

Dad: Oh no! Domino took the soul of the announcer guy! Why Domino! Why???!

Lazlo: But sir Domino isnt-

Shhh..Its getting good. What are you kids still doing here?

Lazlo: Scout Master Lumpus told us to stay here for a while!

Oh Joy.

Mr. Turner

Dad: There you go again with the kids! What kids?! My kids?! And who is Lumpus? Tell me DOMINO!!!!!

Yes Mr. Turner your kids..

Dad: What about my kids?!

Your kids-

Dad: Wait I only have one kid!

Stop interrupting me! Or I will awake the dead and have them come for you!

Dad: Ok Im sorry! Im Sorry!

I am one of your kids.

Dad: You are?!

Yes I am!

Dad: But I dont remember my wife giving birth to you..

Well thats because you accidentally dropped me and didnt realize I was gone and completely left me there! Then 8 years later you had Timmy! And said he was your first and only son! What about me daddy! Why did you leave me??????

Dad: I dont know! I am sorry son! I am soo horrible! How old are you Domino?!

Well Im 18!

Dad: Well that means I owe my wife, your mother 8 more anniversary presents and I owe you 18 birthday gifts! Wait.who is this Lumpus guy?

Lazlo: Well Scout Master Lumpus is-

Shut up! He is the guy who ate me!

Lazlo: But Scout Master Lumpus would-

Dad: NOOO! What a horrible person I am to let my son get eaten! Curse you Lumpus! Curse yooouuuu!

Mr. Turner..doesnt know that he is really Domino!

Dad: Egad! Im Domino?! But you said you were Domino!

Raj: You really shouldnt talk about Domino-

Shhh

Dad: Then that must mean Domino has taken over my soul! Oh Domino! SON! What do I want with my self?!

Clam: Domino made-

Shhh

Mr. Turner.What he wants to know is what the spooky thing is..

Dad: Now Domino! Tell myself what the spooky thing is!

Mr. Turner I know what the spooky thing is.

Dad: Tell me! TEELLLLL MEEEEE!

It is in your bathroom.

Dad: In my bathroom?

Yes! In your bathroom

Dad: Where in the bathroom?

At the end in the dark pine wood in the bathroom..

Dad: My bathroom has a Dark Pine wood Forest in it?

Yes..

Mr. Turner.. Doesnt know that the spooky thing at the end of the dark pine wood was put there by Dinkleburg..

Dad: Dinkleburg! He will pay for putting that spooky thing there!

Mr. Turner..He loves the Dinkleburgs..

Dad: Are you mad?! I hate the Dinkleburgs! They are my archenemies! Everything bad that ever happened in my life was caused by them!

Mr. TurnerHe wants to be like the Dinkleburgs in everyway

Dad: I just said they were my enemies! Why would I want to be like them! Besides theyre ugly!

Mr. Turner.Ate a bunch of clams this morning..

Dad: But I didnt eat any clams this morning! I made a vow not to eat anymore clams ever since I found out that they talk.

How come I have pictures of you eating clams

Dad: Curse you my hungry stomach!

Mr. TurnerHe believes in the All Powerful Singing Clam!

Dad: No I dont! I dont even know who the All Powerful Singing Clam is. I didnt even know clams could sing or talk! Curse me for ever eating clams!

Mr. Turner..If he doesnt believe in the All Powerful Singing Clam he will be forever cursed!

Dad: What?! I dont want to be cursed! goes on his hands and knees Oh All Powerful Singing Clam! I worship you!

Mr. Turnerthe All Powerful Singing Clam is out to kill him because he ate all the enchanted clams talking clams.

Dad: NOOO! How could I!

Mr. Turner..Mr. Crocker is hitting on his wife.

Dad: I knew that man was trying to steal my wife! Excuse me for a second!

Hey! Where are you going?!

Dad: To get back whats mine!

Ok..

AT Mr. Crockers house

Mr. Crockers mother: Oh Denzil!

Mr. Crocker: What is it mother?! Cant you see I am trying to track down fairies?!

Mr. Crockers mother: There is someone at the door for you!

Mr. Crocker: Could you tell them to come back later I am very busy.

Mr. Crockers mother: Now Denzil dont be rude!

Mr. Crocker: All right! Fine! Ill be down in a minute! mutters Stupid mother! Oh hi Mr. Turner! Are you here to talk about Timmys report card? He is getting all Fs! Haha! Or would you like to know a secret I discovered that your son has?

Dad: No! I am here to take back whats mine!

Mr. Crocker: What? Dad pouches Mr. Crocker and knocks him to the floor

Dad: Stay away from my wife!

Mr. Crockers mother: Oh Denzil! Where did I go wrong?! Sobs

Back at the know your stars place

Dad: Ok Im Back!

Good! Ok..

Mr. Turner.His real name ispfff hehe he.

Dad: Whats so funny?

Oh nothing, nothing

Mr. Turner.His real name isHeheMahaha! Hahaha!

Dad: EhhI dont get it?

Oh its nothing really.

Dad: Oh come on! Tell me the joke!

No.dont worry there is no joke

Mr. Turner.His real name ishhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dad: What do you want me to say my name?

No. no, no, I have to say it.

Mr. Turner.His real name isbreaks out into laughter you got to be kidding me!

Dad: Are you making fun of my name?!

No. Ok Ill say it!

Mr. Turner.His real name isPrincess MariaAppplepizziabobzilla Tatulia Lala Mimi Apliengotta!

Dad: YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF MY NAME! And thats not even my name its A person is jack hammering outside Thats what it is!

Ssssssuuuuuurrrrreeeee..

Mr. TurnerHis wife is really a man..

Dad: What?! How did I ever marry a man?! I was probably drunk at the time! Noo! What kind of person am I?! starts crying

Mom: Hey! Im not a man!

Yes you are..

Mom: No Im not!

Yes you are.

Mom: No Im not! And stop doing that! I know this conversation is going to go into a loop!

No its not.

Mom: Stop that! Its very annoying!

Dad: Oh its ok honey. Just admit the truth to me! You lied to me all these years you might as well spill the truth to me now.

Mom: But Im not lying to you!

Yes she is

Mom: Will you stop that?!

If you arent a man then why do you have a mustache?

Mom: I dont have a mustache! Im leaving!

Dad: Tell the truth! And dont lie in front of Domino!

Mom: Whose Domino?

Dad: The son whos inside of-

EhhhhAnd now you know..Mr. Turner

Dad: crying I cant belive they know how horrible I am! Hey wait A minute! None of that is ture! CURSE YOU VIOCE! CURSE YOOOUUUU!