Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Timmy’s best day – Chapter 1

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[ This is a story set in the Fairly Odd Parent’s universe and primarily involves
the main character, Timmy Turner as he proceeds to have the best day ever.
The journey is long and strange, but fun, please forgive the details I got wrong
and any spelling errors. I hope I got everything in the story tag ]

Timmy’s Best Day Ever
( M/F, m/f, m/F,m/f+, f/f, F/f, m voyeur, m mast, beast, rape, incest, humil, ws )

.                 Chapter 1 – The Stone That Starts the Avalanche

.    Timmy Turner’s eyes snapped up as energy for the day pumped into his veins, his little boy metabolism kicking in.  He leaped out of his bed and walked over to his goldfish bowl, where his two goldfish hovered in mid bowl, still fast asleep. “ Hey guys, wake up,” he said, giving the bowl a shake,” I want to tell you about a dream I had,”

.    “ Huh, what, it wasn’t me!” The fish with the green eyes said with a start, zooming around bowl in a wild manner.

.    “ Oh. Good morning Timmy,” The other fish, this one with pink eyes said, waking up.

.    “ I had the most amazing dream last night!” Timmy exclaimed, waving his hands in  the air for emphasis.

.    The two fish rose out of the bowl, transforming into two tiny people, not much bigger then 10 year old Timmy, but with gold crowns on their heads. Each of them carried a wand tipped with a gold star that glowed faintly. They were, of course, Cosmo and Wanda, Timmy’s fairy god parents.  “ Ok, what was it about?” Wanda asked.

.    “ Ya Timmy, tell us. Was it about fish, dragons? Oh, oh, I know, it was about cheese!”  Cosmo spazed, turning into each to give Timmy ( or maybe himself ) a visual aid.

.    “ Well, no.” Timmy said,” I was at school, which usually means I’m having a nightmare, but in my dream is was no clothes day.” Timmy whispered this last part, a bit of shyness kicking in. “ I was surrounded by all the girls in my class, and it felt really good to look at them.”  

.    Cosmo giggled at this uncontrollable , making Timmy blush. Wanda shushed him by saying “ Cosmo, be quiet,” to which he made a valiant, but futile attempt to hide his mirth. “ That just means you’re growing up sweetie, its nothing to be ashamed about,”

.    “ I guess so,” Timmy said uncertainly, “ But I wanted to try something. I wish for X-Ray vision!” He shouted enthusiastically.

.    Wanda looked uncertain, but Cosmo shouted “ You got it Timmy,” and waved his wand, making it glow brightly for a moment, but unfortunately Cosmo giggled just then, making the wand flicker. At the same time, Wanda got a panicked look and waved her wand as well. There was twin puffs of magic and a crashing sound. When it cleared, Wanda and Cosmo were covered in what looked like dull armor. Cosmo had fallen to the floor under the excess weight.

.    “Did it work?” Timmy asked, “ How come I can’t see through what you two are wearing?”

.    “ Well Timmy, I wanted to make sure you know you can’t see through led, so I gave us led clothes.” Wanda said nervously.

.    “ Ok,” Timmy said accepting this in his naïve way, and before he could think it through, he heard is mother calling him down to breakfast. “ Be right there Mom!” he called, and rushed out the door.

.    As Timmy left the room, Wanda glared at Cosmo, “ What were you thinking! You know if he thinks anything sexual about us that Jorgen will take us away from Timmy,” Jorgen Von Strangle was the toughest fairy in the universe, physically as well as being a stickler for the rules.

.    “ Oh ya, I forgot,” Cosmo said, in his usual absentminded way.

.    Wanda let out an exasperated sigh. “ You’re lucky you’re so cute,” she said. Her expression softening.  With a quick look around to make sure Timmy wasn’t storming back in, she slyly slid a hand between Cosmo’s legs, “ At least all that meat that should be in your head was relocated to a decent spot,” she said, squeezing his well developed package.

.    “ Yay! “ cosmos exclaimed and shared a kiss with his wife.

.    Timmy climbed down the stairs to get his breakfast before school. He breached the kitchen and was momentarily surprised to see his dad sitting in his chair without a shirt on. ‘ Oh yea, the wish must be working,’ he thought and sat at his own chair, digging into the bowl of cold cereal with enthusiasm.

.    “ Timmy. Is it me or is it a little drafty in here today?” His Dad asked, in what might be a serious tone.

.    “Nope,” Timmy said, finishing his cereal. “ Feels fine Dad,” he said, snickering.

.    “ Well I’m going to go check the thermostat,”  his Dad said, pushing back in his chair to get up. Timmy quickly got up, grabbed his book bag, and headed toward the door before he got a full view of his father.

.    “ Sorry Dad, gotta go, busy day at school,” he said, “ He dashed down the hallway, passing his mother as he ran,” By Mom!”

.    “  Have a good day at school Timmy!” She said, and walked into the kitchen. “ Honey, why are you and Timmy not wearing any clothes?” she asked when she caught sight of her nude husband.

.    “ Well Today’s no clothes day at work,” he said, “ I don’t know about Timmy,” They both looked at each other, shrugged, and laughed in manic voices.

.    Timmy strutted down the sidewalk, hardly being able to wait to get to school for once in his life. He looked down at his shirt and for a brief moment wondered why he couldn’t see through it, when there was a crash from above him. A steel cage, just large enough for him, fell from a tree on top of him, and a rope snapped taught  on the side of the cage pulling him into a nearby crop of bushes.

.    “ Finally, my deeply laid plans have come to fruition!” a very high pitched young voice shrieked, “ I have captured Timmy Turner so I can have him all to my self!”

.    ‘ I know that voice’ Timmy had time to think before a short girl with black hair, large glasses, and braces leaped into the cover of the bushes ‘ Oh great, Tootie. And I can see her clothes? Then that means…’

.    “ And he’s naked!” the little girl shrieked in delight, jumping up and down.