Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Losing Streak Chapter 1

Losing Streak by unknown20troper

Disclaimer: I dont own Fairly Odd Parents.

A/N: After reading Norms Story by x-Oscena-x, I started wondering what exactly happened in Norms backstory since she was kind of vague on it, emphasizing emotions over specifics, which was a good stylistic choice for her story, but got me wondering about what exactly the specifics were. Then Wishology aired and it contained a new character called The Darkness, which had destroyed Wonder World millions of years ago. I then thought of Norm. In the series, the reason for his enslavement was never mentioned. What if The Darkness had caused it? Therefore, I got the idea for this fanfiction. Concrit is appreciated, particularly on characterization. Sorry, but updates for Unforgettable might become infrequent! In addition, this story contains lots of OCs.

Prolugue: Start By Darkness

A reddish-purple yet black smoky, cloudy mass began to cover the sky of Genie World, causing an ominous thunder sound. Parts of the ground lifted up and were sucked in.

What is that thing?

Its The Darkness, said a male genie with a dusky blue tail, It destroyed Wonder World eons ago

Itll destroy Genie World! concluded another genie rather loudly.

Hey Percy! called a female genie with a mild green tail to the dusky blue tailed one, glancing at her teal-blue tailed baby, Norms awake. Please, dont cause mass hysteria. I want the little cutie to go back to sleep

She then uttered a deluge of baby talk too sweet to believe under the circumstances.

Yes, Fern, sighed Percy, Cant wake up the baby, can we?

Percy!

Silvery robots funneled out of The Darkness. The baby, Norm, wondered what exactly they were and smiled, though it could have been gas.

One of the robots shot at a female genie with a yellow tail and green skin. Not all genies had appearances as human-like as Norm and his parents, whose skin were a shade of copper.

They all could tell that The Darkness and its robots were indeed a threat. Though with the destroying Wonder World and the ominous appearance of The Darkness, it was obvious already.

The Darkness felt resentful. It was searching for a friend, someone to share its lonely existence with, and again the inhabitants panicked. Again. Well, it was scary and dark and destroyed things, but couldnt something like that be nice too? People were too quick to judge, and well, destroying their homes did tend to get them into a tizzy.

The female with the mild green tail struck a battle pose.

So, they were going to battle it. Just like Wonder World and millions of others. Why couldnt they realize it would be a failure?

Fern proceeded to GONG up various objects and lob them at the robots. She couldnt let them even have a chance to lay a hand on Norm, her cute little son, or Percy, her loving husband. Not my son, you bitch! and all that other idealistic love and protection stuff. However, mere love and magic couldnt stop the robots, even if those were the two most powerful forces in the universe (despite the fact that love was controlled by a pink fairy in a diaper that makes love in the air).

The robots simply sucked up the objects and lobbed them back at the genies. Fern swore loudly, but then remembered that her baby was nearby and started saying stuff like:

Mommys sorry, for saying the awful swearword in front of you, isnt she Normy-poo? Whos the cutie, whutiest ever! You are, arent ya? Dont fear the awful robots and Darkness, Mommy will kill them for you, wont she, wont she?

It was all very sweet and mushy, and the other genies looked at her in a way that indicated that they believed she was delusional. Babies couldnt understand language well enough to even pick up swearwords, let alone be offended by them.

While she was distracted with reassuring Norm, one of the robots shot her in the back.

The Darkness proceeded to suck up some of the genies. Fern GONGed them back. The robots meanwhile sucked up some of the buildings, plants, and other objects. Genie World was desert-like, so there werent many plants to suck up.

Why are you doing this? yelled Fern angrily.

She had reached her last straw. The Darkness was upsetting her darling baby Normy-poo and she couldnt stand for that. Not on her watch. She also was slightly curious about The Darkness motivation.

WE ARE THE ELIMATORS. WE WANT TO DESTROY YOU!

Percy thought that the first sentence made the next sentence redundant. What else would Elimators be expected to do? Throw tea parties for their dolls and invite the neighbors cat?

DONT ELIMATE THEM, said The Darkness, I MADE YOU AND CAN UNMAKE YOU!

Percy thought that if The Darkness had made them, it shouldnt have named them Elimators if it didnt want them to destroy stuff. Having robots called Elimators would of course cause them to live up to their name.

However, the Elimators didnt listen or obey and continued to suck things up.

We are immortal, said Percy in a steady tone, as though lecturing at a respected university, So, you cant elimate us.

BUT WE CAN TRAP YOU, said the lead Elimator, as he sucked in part of a genies tail.

He then shot out weird goo, which formed into millions of lamps and bottles (and other containers).

Each genie was sucked into a different container without mercy, separating countless families and couples, since The Darkness, robots and natural forces all know no mercy. Norm was sucked into a purple lava lamp. His dad was sucked in an oil lamp, his mom in a glass bottle.

Then, the Elimators proceeded to destroy Genie World. The lamps and bottles then fell onto a planet, called Earth, which just happened to be home to several mortal species, including one called humanity

Authors Note: How was it? This story might take longer to update than the others because the research required. So, press the green button and review! I dont require them, though some would be nice.