FairlyOdd Parents Porno Story: Unlikely Enjoy Chapter 1

Impossible
love

AN: The very beginning is awful, i
know, but im not good at writing what comes before or after the
important part of the story. BTW, Citrus was Ashley Blakes
security, from Drake and Josh.

It
was a normal Friday at Dimmsdales School: Francis was bullying
some nerds, Crocker was walking around with his high-tech fairy
detector, Timmy was having lunch with Trixie…Wait! Timmy was having
lunch with Trixie?!

So,
Timmy, why dont you tell Ted and Chad how coragious you were
yesterday, saving me from those giant squirrels? Trixie said.

Nah,
theyre not fancy enough to know… was Timmys reply.

What?!
How can this jerk WE are not fancy??!! Ted complained.

Yeah,
Trixie, how could you ditch US for HIM? Chad completed.

Are
they bothering you, mrs.? Trixies security asked.

Yes,
they are. She confirmed.

Hey,
Trixie, isnt this Ashley Blakes security? Timmy asked as
Citrus threw Ted and Chad in a trashcan.

He
was. She answered.

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It
was a great idea to wish for those squirrels to attack Trixie,
yesterday! Wanda commented with Timmy, as they went home from
school.

Yeah,
no applause, please. Timmy said snobby.

Youve
finally got the girl! Cosmo added.

Tomorrow
were going on a date.

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Timmy,
were going to the movies, to watch Jake T. Ashtons new movie,
and youre staying with Vicky! Mom said as she and Dad went
away.

Vicky?
No! I gotta get out of here before she arrives! Timmy said in an
attempt to sneak out through the front door, but he failed because
Vicky enterred the house as soon as he opened the door.

Twerp,
where do you think youre going?

uhmm…
to the new money tree grown at China!

Money
tree?! Who needs a job when there is a money tree? Vicky said with
$s in her eyes. China, here I go! the babysitter continued
putting on Chinese clothes and walking away in Eastern direction.

Easy.
Timmy said proud of himself as Vicky went away. Cosmo, Wanda,
cmon, I got to meet Trixie at the movies, to watch Jake T.
Ashtons new movie! Timmy called.

The
fairies came flying and poofed into pink popcorn and a green soda
glass.

Timmy
went to Trixies mansion to pick her up. She was waiting at the
door, as beautiful as always.

Hi,
Timmy! She greeted Timmy, but looked around like she was looking
for something. Timmy, are we going on foot?

Uhm…
he was about to wish a vehicle, but Trixie interrupted him:

Dont
worry, we can go on one of my dads limos!

At
the same moment the girl said that, the longest limousine humanitys
ever saw appearead in front of her house. Timmy and Trixie got into
the car that took them to the movies. When the limousine arrived at
the cinemas door, a guy yelled from inside:

Look,
its a limousine, there must be someone famous inside it!

Then,
everyone who was at the place came to see who it was. As Timmy opened
the door and stepped on the floor, someone said disapointed:

Oh,
no, its just a big-teethed insignificant kid. And the corwd
went away.

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So,
you dont want us to buy popcorn since you brought your own,
right? Trixie asked as they got their tickets.

Hehe…no.
Timmy said ashamed: what kind of person brings their own popcorn to
the movies? Then he truned to Cosmo and Wanda: Good disguise!
he said sarastically.

Then
the boy noticed his parents were there, and if they saw their son on
a date, when he was supposed to be home with the babysitter they paid
very well, they would freak out. So he swiftly threw away his
godparents and said:

Actually,
we need some more popcorn!

And
they went to the snackbar. Mom and Dad were getting closer…and
closer…and closer… and Timmy decided:

Hey,
Trixie, theres too many people in here, dont you think we
should go to a more private place, like… the hidden pond at the
park?

Uhm…Why
should we go to a park instead of watching a new movie?

Because
I said so! Timmy said loudly as he pulled Trixie away, getting
away of his parents.

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A
beggar who was walking by the cinema grabbed some pink popcorn and a
green soda glass from the floor and said to himself:

What
a lucky day! Im gonna eat this thing right now! No! I cant! I
have to keep such a big meal like this for Christmas or
Thanksgiving. And he walked away to his home, near the
School.

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Why
did I take so long to finish correcting these test? Is is that hard
to write Fs on a couple sheets of paper? Crocker asked himself
as he went out of School. He walked by a beggar talking to some
popcorn and a soda glass. Of course Cosmo and Wanda wouldnt answer
the things the beggar would say to them, but the lonely man believed
they did, so when Crocker asked if the objects would talk to him, he
confirmed.

Im
from an association that inspects popcorn and soda glasses, and these
ones seem very strange, so could you please hand them to me for a
second? Crocker said suspecting the food were in reality FAIRIES!

Oh,
I know this association, the PSGIA*, but, no! Itll be my
Thanksgiving meal! the beggar replied.

*Popcorn
and soda glass inspectors association

But
I need to inspect them!

But
I will eat them!

And
so they continued for endless hours.

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Timmy,
we shouldnt be here, we should be at the movies right now!
Trixie said nervous, walking with her date around the hidden pond.

Relax,
Trixie, Im here with you, plus its 3 pm, theres nothing to
fear!

She
giggled and they were about to kiss, when she truned her face away
and sighed:

I
cant. I cant be with you.

Why,
not? Timmy asked frustrated.

Because
she doesnt belong there! said a giant merman that came out of
the pond.

What???
Timmy asked puzzled.

Trixie
is not a human girl, shes a mermaid in a secret mission!

What
mission?

She
works for the PSGI, the popcorn and soda glass inspectors
association, and she was in a mission to inspect human glasses and
popcorn.

And
why in the world do mermaids have an association that inspects
popcorn and soda glasses?

Most
people dont know, but mermaids had the idea to put snack bars in
cinemas, and its out job to take care of what we invented!

Oh.
The boy finally understood.

Now,
Trixie, your mission is complete, everything is fine in this city.
You need to come back to your mermaid from and go home.

But,
I wanna stay here with Timmy! I love him! Trixie groaned.

Trixie,
come with me right now, or Ill have to get rid of this boy!

Goodbye,
Timmy, I didnt want to do this, but i have to. She said sadly.

I
wish i could be a merman, so i would be able to live with you…Wait!
Wish!!!! No!!!!! Timmy remembered he had thrown his godparents
away. Can you just wait a moment until our tragic goodbye? he
asked the giant merman as he left.

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Okay,
if I was a lost fairy in a city like Dimmsdlae, where would I be?
Timmy was thoughtful. With Crocker! he realized an unsafe fairy
would never run off a psychotic like his teacher.

So, Timmy
headed to his school. He was so lucky Crocker and the beggar were
still fighting for the glass and the popcorn.

Im
gonna eat them! said the beggar.

But I
need to inspect them! said the teacher.

They
are mine! Said Timmy grabbing his fairies from the beggars
hands.

Turner,
you cant take away your FAIRIES! Crocker said going insane as
he said the word fairies. I work for the PSGIA!

Oh,
right, the PSGIA! Timmy remembered he had to go back to the pond
to say goodbye to Trixie.

Timmy,
where are we going? Wanda asked.

Long
story, Ill tell you later.

But when
he got to the pond, it was too late: Trixie had gone into the waters
to stay there for a long time.

Cosmo,
Wanda can you bring Trixie back?

Back
from where? Cosmo asked.

Shes
a mermaid who works for the PSGIA and she went into this pond and I
wish her back!!!

Sorry,
Timmy, this association is wish-proof, we cant help you. Wanda
said reading the rules book she had poofed to her front.

The last
thing Timmy could do was forget about his only true love and shout:

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its
the power of popcorn and soda glasses! Cosmo finished.