Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: The New Babysitter Chapter 1

The
New Babysitter

By

Jewel
Beadley

Disclaimer:
Lilo and Stitch, Digimon, Danny Phantom and Fairly Oddparents arent
mine

Summary:
AntiCosmo is dating Mrs. Weevily, but first he has to make it through
a task that others failed, bonding with her kids.

Melanies
Kids

Timmy Weevily and
Danni Fenton were both in class, along with Lilo and Victoria among
others. They were all in the seventh grade and were working on a
review for math. Timmy was biting a dent into his pencil. He
exchanged glances. They werent siblings but they lived under the
same roof, Danni was one of his best friends.

I hate math,
Danni said. Suddenly the intercom made a noise. The principal
called for Danni and Timmy over the intercom. Mertle and her friends
started gossiping.

I hope that Fenton
girl is getting expelled Mertle said, Theres something weird
about her.

I hope Timmys
not getting expelled Elena sighed.

Why? Mertle
asked.

Hes cute she
sighed.

Thats true
Mertle admitted, We should show him that hes too good to hang
out with weirdoes As they walked out Danni caught a bit of the
conversation. When they left the room she turned to Timmy.

Mertle and her
girls think youre hot she said.

Eeew Timmy
shuddered. They continued on their way to the office where Mrs.
Weevily and an unfamiliar man waited. He had dark hair (that seemed
bluish) and a fancy outfit.

Hey guys, how was
school? Mrs. Weevily asked as she led them out to the car after
signing them out.

EhhIt was
school Danni said, Whos the new guy? Timmy also looked at
her, wondering if the new man was another boyfriend. His father and
brother had both vanished when he was a child and they were
pronounced dead.

Oh well she
paused and looked at the man who gave a small smirk and walked over.
This is AntiCosmo, weve been friends for awhile and Im going
on a big trip again and hell be watching you two she said.

Another boyfriend
Timmy muttered, Great. Her last boyfriend wanted him sent to a
criminal secure institution, one had also tried to ditch he and Danni
at a mall when they were almost eight.

AntiCosmo
heard this and felt annoyed. Melanie was perfect for him, but why
did she have to have a son? Well, he wasnt going to put up with
the oh-so-familiar fight for the man of the house. No, sir, he was
going to set this boy straight once and for all.

I think we should
get something cleared up Timothy he said, when they got in the
car, I dont know how long you think youve been running this
house-

Im not running
the house! Timmy demanded.

Ahem! Excuse me

Excuse yourself! I
dont want to have someone showing up and acting like theyre my
dad or that they run the house. Youre not the boss of us just
because you and my Mom have had a few dates!

Timmy are you
crazy? Danni asked.

Stay out of this
he snapped.

Well Ill have
you know that I am in charge now and I expect absolute respect!
Timmy glared at the man. He secretly used his electric powers to
stop the car and he ran out. Danni looked after him and then looked
at Mrs. Weevily not sure what to say.

Can I go to the B
ball court? she asked.

Sure Mrs.
Weevily said.

Im sorry Mrs.
Weevily, she said.

Dont worry about
it Danni she sighed. Danni nodded and ran off, not using her ghost
powers because she didnt fully trust this new guy. The car drove
off behind her. She sensed that while Mrs. Weevily was annoyed with
Timmy, she was also ready to have a talk with her boyfriend. She ran
off towards the court to shoot some hoops.

Meanwhile in the car,
just as Danni had presumed, Mrs. Weevily was talking to her boyfriend
about his part in the argument.

Timmys usually
not like that. I mean Ive never seen him act like that. Ill
definitely talk to him but you have to understand-

Youre excusing
him? AntiCosmo asked.

AntiCosmo, Its
partly my fault-

Nothings your
fault my dear, you constantly me that you brought him up as best as
you could

No, not that. Its
my past boyfriends. I would never intentionally stay with a man who
would mistreat Timmy and Danni but I didnt know. I mean they must
be really good actors because they seemed like decent guys but once I
brought them home, I guess their true nature came out. She sighed.
AntiCosmo paused, looking at her quizzically.

Whatever do you
mean, my dear? he asked.

Ive been trying
to find someone for awhile now and a few of them ended up breaking my
heart, but the others she sighed. Just four years ago I
dated this man and it ended with me bringing charges against him.

What for?
AntiCosmo said.

He
didnt like kids and one day we all went out to the mall as a
family and he let them stay at a store and tried to leave without
Timmy and Danni! she said. AntiCosmo looked at her horrified.

You
dont think it was on purpose, do you? he asked.

Of
course he did! Because when I caught him in the act, he must have
thought I was some kind of gullible idiot because he just said you
learn to forget about em she said, pounding the dashboard,
Thankfully he and that other guy were the worst it got. The other
one wanted to send Timmy to some brutally harsh criminal secure
center overseas!

AntiCosmo
was completely surprised, hoping she was kidding or something. You
dont think he was being serious, do you?

He
gave me a brochure she spat. She took out a brochure for a secure
center for extremely violent and dangerous adolescents. AntiCosmo
skimmed over the brochure feeling sick to the pit of his stomach.
It was the place the courts sent my psychotic stepson Dex to!

They
wanted to send an eleven-year-old, here? he asked.

He
wasnt even eleven! He was NINE! she said. AntiCosmo threw the
book aside.

Melanie.
You have my word as a gentleman that I would never do such a thing
he said, gently I admit, yes, I overreacted. When you return from
your business trip you can expect me to call each and ever night with
a full report and you can count on me to have Timothy and
Danielle completely safe. She smiled and they continued home.

Meanwhile
Danni went over and found Timmy throwing rocks at a wall. She
casually walked over, picked up a large rock and threw it in the air.
With one move she disintegrated it with a blast of ghostly energy.

You
were thinking about him werent you? she asked, The mall guy

Nope.
I was thinking about Dadand Skye he drew a circle in the dirt
with a stick. I want em back. I can think back really far and
remember when I was playing when I was really little and he would
show me how. Psis like me have really overactive minds we can
remember stuff that most people dont remember.

Oh
Danni said

I
also remember something else. Being part Empathic, I can sense these
kinda auras of emotion and energy. In my memories from a little kid,
the little I have left after some big fall, I can sense a kind of
dark shadow throughout the house. It used to make me feel afraid and
I didnt know what it was.

Its
fear, isnt it Danni asked

Yeah
fear, oppression. And theres always a shadowy figure watching my
brother and practically stalking him and terrorizing him Timmy
looked at Danni, I think its Dex. He went to a place for
criminal kids when he was sixteen and I was six. Dad and Skye left
and never came back two years before

You
think he did it? Danni asked.

I
dont know. I just sit and wonder in the middle of the night why
he was sent away. I mean, the bullies at school like Mertle dont
get sent away, why did he? Timmy asked.

I
heard that he did something horrible. Something worse than any bully
even Ethan. Danni said gravely.

But
what could be worse than hitting a younger kid? Timmy asked.
Danni only got up and left, no longer comfortable or not able to
answer.

AntiCosmo
had gone out to go get Timmy and Danni. As he went along he started
to remember when he was a kid. Somehow, Timmy didnt seem as rude
anymore. AntiCosma had brought home boyfriends that AntiCosmo would
have crossed the street to avoid. But he didnt understand why was
Timmy suspicious of someone like him? Surely the boy knew that he
had been brought up properly and knew how to treat a lady.

He
stopped in front of the basketball court and noticed a girl, probably
a tourist, it was early May and thus the season for them. The child
was trying to play and seemed to be a slight bit skittish about the
ball. Some older boys, also looking like tourists, were taunting
her.

Hey
why dont you go back to shopping and ballet? Sports are for
boys, one said.

You
throw like a girl! the other taunted. The girl looked extremely
upset and AntiCosmo felt ready to go down there and give these two a
piece of his mind, but Danni beat him to it.

You
mean like this? she yelled, throwing a ball and hitting one of the
boys in the stomach. She went and calmly picked up the ball.

Why
dont you go and find someone your own size to pick on? I bet you
two wouldnt like messing with some of the guys outside the gym.
She said, A girl can do anything a boy can do. She faked a
throw at the other boy and the two ran off. CHICKENS! Danni
yelled after them. She turned to help the girl with her free throws.
Later the girl had to go and she thanked Danni and ran off. Danni
started working on her free throws.

A
rather noble gesture AntiCosmo said. She flinched and dropped the
ball.

Dang,
dont you know youre not supposed to sneak up on someone? she
asked. She stopped and picked up the ball, Thanks though. I guess
I just dont like to see a sister getting picked on she spun the
ball on her finger, Best thing about this place is most of the
time you only see these people once a year so you can afford to tell
off the people who really deserve it

I
see AntiCosmo muttered.

Timmys
a good kid yknow she added, He really care about his mom.
His dad and brother left one day when he was four, I think it was for
something like a grocery store trip or something. They meant to come
back, but they never did She made another jump shot. I never
met em but from what he says I sure wish I did. I showed up when
he was about seven. I was the same age then.

Oh
really AntiCosmo asked. Danni picked up the ball and held it in
her hands.

This
may sound weird but Ive already been twelve once. AntiCosmo
looked at her oddly.

Yeah,
Its a kinda long story, but it has to do with the a ghost named
Vlad Plasmius and a de-aging device made by a ghost hunter named Jack
Fenton she dribbled the ball a little bit and then threw it over
her head, not looking at the basket. I think it would be fair to
tell you that some pretty weird things happen in this city She
jumped up, grabbing the branch of a tree nearby and grabbing a small
ball the size of a large bead and putting it in her pocket.

Yes
well, I think youll have more time to tell me about that over
dinner. AntiCosmo said. Danni turned around to face him.

Are
we going out to eat? she asked.

Yes,
we are going to a restaurant and Melanie has allowed you and Timothy
to bring along someone AntiCosmo said, Two young men two young
ladies and one.

Stitch?
Danni asked, smiling innocently.

A/N: This is a
weird warped version of the Weevily Disaster story I was going to
write about Timmy, Mrs. Weevilys latest relationship and a dark
shadow from the past. I will work on my other stuff, including
Island Rhythm and Daniella (coming soon!). The next chapters should
have some more explanations about AntiWanda, Dannis past, and also
whats up with the Fentons now. This is post-Phantom Planet,
assuming Vlad did not die from the ecto-asteroid, but instead
went intangible at just the right moment. Tell me whatcha think!

Im thinking
about having this story illustrated on a separate site. But the
chapter rewrite updates would be darn long (waiting wise) cuz it
takes me freakin FOREVER to do a good pic. But I really want to
have a site for my fanfic. I have this really weird one that crosses
over with the first fandom I ever did and includes the New Order Cast
(see the Story For All That I Am) I am truly weird.