Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Godparent Chapter 9
Disclaimer: I dont own the show.
Chapter 9: Sorry?
Norm groaned at the thought of constantly being at Traintrack Teeths side, not having any fun at all. However, if he didnt, hed be enslaved in a fortnight. If he were enslaved, hed never have any fun at all ever.
He appeared in a POOF in front of him.
What are you here for? asked Metal Mouth in confusion, Gonna tell me how useless I am again?
Norm was shocked. Metal Mouth had sure taken his jibe seriously. Over fifty thousand years, Norm had wittily insulted many masters, fairies and other living beings. He had never thought too much about the emotional impact, other than that they didnt like it and, he loved how it annoyed them; how even if he was enslaved, he still had enough power over them to upset them.
Some masters just ignored his taunts though, because to them Norm might as well be the dirt under their shoe or the lice in their hair.
Metal Mouth had remembered the jibe for a couple days or so and had taken it completely seriously. No master remembered an insult that long. Norm had no clue why that jibe had stuck so long with Metal Mouth.
Nope, said Norm, I dont feel like messing with your self-esteem today.
Is that what you were doing? asked Metal Mouth, Messing with my self-esteem? You told me that Im not capable of fixing the world! Thats a lot more than messing with my self-esteem!
Metal Mouth approached Norm angrily.
Maybe I should have been more specific, said Norm nervously.
He knew that if Jarhead was watching, his ability in godparenting would probably be severally doubted. Godparents were supposed to give their godkids great big smiles, not make them lose their confidence. Metal Mouth was his godkid, not his master. And Norm had forgotten that. He hadnt realized that it was a different dynamic, that different things were required of him. He had thought it was just ordinary wish granting, except he was free to do what he wanted.
Alright, alright, said Norm, Im sorry.
Norm was shocked when he realized that he was able to say he was sorry. Metal Mouth had wished for him to only tell the truth. If he werent actually sorry, he wouldnt have been able to say it. He was sorry, but how? Norm had never been sorry for anything he had done to anyone before.
Youre sorry? asked Metal Mouth.
Yep, said Norm, Ill accompany you the next time you need my help. No vacationing for me!
That was what Turners fairies did. Norm assumed that most fairy godparents did that.
But I thought youd do your own thing, said Chester suspiciously.
Nope! said Norm brightly, faking enthusiasm, Trust me. It wont be too bad.
By It wont be too bad. Norm meant that being enslaved would be even worse.
What will you do with me?
How about I tell you the correct way to fix the world?
Chester grinned. Norm believed he would be able to fix the world after all.
Sure, said Chester, I need your help.
The Pixies sent to mess up Chesters wishes were shocked by Norms display of what seemed to be affection. But that was impossible!
Norm had displayed no soft feelings at Fairy Idol. He ruthlessly competed for the top spot, and got it after a wrecking ball hurt Cosmo and Wanda. He had insulted a ten-year old on stage.
The Pixies didnt expect Norm to apologize to Chester for some previous insult. They certainly didnt expect Norm to offer to help Chester with his wishes.
An emotional connection seemed to be in its infancy. The Pixies needed to abort it, to cut the phone line before the call finished.
They were sure that they were more than capable of doing so. Norm didnt seem to be one for positive emotional connections. He had fifty thousand years of slavery in his past, which they were sure had dug him a great well of resentment. They just had to use it.
Authors Note: I hope I kept Norm and Chester in character. Please tell me if you think they arent. Even if you dont normally point about that type of thing.