Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Godparent – Chapter 5
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Chapter 5: Escape from Abracatraz
The Pixies looked down at Abracatraz. Five hundred or more prisoners were imprisoned there. Some were fairy criminals, others were Anti-Fairies, some were leprechauns that refused to give up their gold when it was taxing time, as well as several other species of magical creatures.
And the Pixies were going to bust them all out, to cause chaos in Fairy World, so they could replace the fairy godparents that Jorgen called to help fix the mess.
Hundreds of PINGs occurred at once, making it sound like a primitive video game.
Bazookas appeared in the hands of all the prisoners, regardless of their species.
Cosmo and Wanda were shocked to see bazookas PING into their hands. Why were the Pixies giving them bazookas?
Yay, bazooka! cried Cosmo in glee, shooting the bazooka, destroying his cell.
Wanda rolled her eyes. Sometimes Cosmo acted like a kid with a new toy, instead of a mature adult. But after ten thousand years, she was used to it.
Wanda blasted her own cell, but with less excitement and more control than Cosmo. She realized that the Pixies had gave her and Cosmo the perfect opportunity to get back to Timmy.
Anti-Cosmo wondered why the bazooka had appeared in his hand. Who was trying to aid his efforts to escape? Since, it went PING when it appeared, he guessed the Pixies, but that made no sense. The Pixies were the opposite of the Anti-Fairies. They were order and the Anti-Fairies were chaos.
But order could come from chaos. That was how the universe was formed after all. Maybe the Pixies were using the chaos of the Anti-Fairies and other prisoners to create their own ordered, boring world. Maybe they were just exploiting them for their own needs, not out of any sense of goodwill.
So, Anti-Cosmo refused to use his bazooka, despite the fact his wife, Anti-Wanda, and all his subjects had escaped already. If he escaped, he guessed that the Pixies would make the world boring and Jorgen would trap them in a harder-to-escape prison. Anti-Cosmo did not want to take that risk. His Fairy of course, was quite the risk-taker and if hypothetically he were imprisoned in Abracatraz, Anti-Cosmo would bet five shillings that he had already escaped.
Anti-Cosmo didnt care too much about the other criminals, but he did care about himself and Anti-Wanda. Cosmos fagilly gland had given him some kindness, but not much. Only enough to make him care more about Anti-Wanda and almost, but not quite care about some other Anti-Fairies. Anti-Cosmo guessed that probably meant Cosmo had become cruel to Wanda and some other people Cosmo knew. That was how opposites worked.
The Pixies looked on in the Pixie version of glee at the prisoners escape. Timmy had stopped them yet. He was out of action after all.
Then, one of the Pixies spotted a pink fairy and a green fairy. Cosmo and Wanda. They might find Timmy and foil their plan.
He PINGed up a butterfly net and PINGed next to Wanda. Better to remove the smarter threat first. The Pixie wondered why fairies always stopped struggling when they got trapped in butterfly nets. Didnt they still have wings, hands and feet? They could take off their crown or get out their wand and use them to try to destroy the net. If they were in the air, they could just fly out of the net. Apparently being trapped in a butterfly net made you incapable of logical thought.
Von Strangle, said Binky Abdul nervously, fearing a blast, The prisoners have escaped from Abracatraz!
THATS IMPOSSIBLE! yelled Jorgen, ABRACATRAZ IS INESCAPABLE!
No it isnt, sir, said Binky, stuttering with fright.
Jorgen looked at the TV screen showing Abracatraz. Yes. They had escaped.
BINKY!
Yes sir, said Binky nervously.
Call the most experienced fairy godparents and the Fairy Army! boomed Jorgen, We have a war on our hands.
Jorgen spotted Cosmo escaping and BOOMed near him. He grabbed Cosmo in a death grip and BOOMed up iron shackles. Jorgen would not let any Rule Breakers escape justice, even if the world had bigger problems
He BOOMed Cosmo into the Fairy World Dungeons. Wanda wasnt there, so Cosmo couldnt trick him with a soppy love song in order to escape. Considering that Cosmo had also destroyed Atlantis and several other utopias, causing Jorgen to lose all his stars, Jorgen felt very justified trapping him that way.
The fairies Jorgen called appeared in his battle planning room.
The Pixies went to their godchildrens homes and offered them the contract. After lots of persuading, more than they had to for the previous children, they accepted.
Stage two of the Pixies plan was complete! Stage three was ready to go into action!