Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Godparent – Chapter 4

Disclaimer: I dont own Fairly OddParents.

Authors Note: Concrit welcomed. If anyone is out of character, tell me.

Chapter 4: Shouldve Told

But wait! The worlds top scientists have gathered to give us an announcement! Were saved!

We have great hair, said AJ, We dont care about thinking anymore. We can get girls.

The other scientists babbled about girls.

Who caused this catastrophe?

I did, cried Chester in despair.

Chester wondered why Norm didnt tell him about the disastrous results of the wishes. Did he not know? Chester didnt think that was probable. Chester pressed the pager that Norm had POOFed up for him.

POOF!

Norm arrived in a bubble bath, with cucumber slices over his eyes.

What is it?

Why didnt you tell me that my wishes would put the world in danger? asked Chester angrily, I wish you would tell the truth.

POOF!

So I cant say that I didnt know, said Norm, Because I did know.

Did you want to endanger the world?

No, said Norm, Certainly not Egypt and the North Pole, then he muttered, But Canada. Sure.

Then why didnt you tell me?

I thought that if your wishes went wrong, yad just unwish them, said Norm, Thats the last thing humans always wish for anyway. Also, I just wanted to chill out, have fun. Help the world?

Norm collapsed in a fit of laughter.

Not funny, said Chester.

Norm stopped mid-laugh.

I wish it didnt rain in Egypt, the North Pole wasnt hot and that bald guys would not have great hair, said Chester.

POOF!

It stopped raining in Egypt, the North Pole re-froze and the bald guys lost their great hair.

Whatll ya wish for now? A puppy? asked Norm, Dont try to help the world again, cause you are as bad at helping the world as fish are at riding bicycles.

Chester winced at the jibe. Since he had wished Norm would tell the truth, he knew Norm was right.

No, said Chester, I dont want a puppy.

Norm POOFed to Hawaii to have fun, since he knew Chester wouldnt be wishing for anything else soon.

Chester got back on his magic carpet and flew to his trailer. His dad greeted him excitedly. He was glad that his dad cared about him, even if his godparent didnt.

Norm was enjoying his time in Hawaii. It had women that showed a lot of skin and delivered him coconut milk and other exotic drinks. No godkids or masters bugging him to grant their wishes.

He was glad that he had finally succeeded in getting revenge on Turner. No longer would he have to be bugged by Turners mere happiness. He had taken it from Turner and gained his own.

However, Norm didnt like the sound of Trackster Teeths tell the truth wish. What if Trackster Teeth asked him about Turner? What would he do then?

He could buy Forgeticin from some Fairy World shop and use it to forget all his memories of Turner. However, it would also erase his memories of winning Fairy Idol and several other important things. If didnt remember those events, he might make terrible mistakes and not know why he was godparenting Trackster Teeth. He could buy it and use it to erase Trackster Teeths memory of Turner, but he would also have to erase other peoples memories to keep up the illusion. Also, since no one ever paid him for granting their wishes (godparenting was also done for free), he had no money and it was against Da Rules to POOF any up.

Norm groaned. Just like humans, to ruin his fun with their wishes.

He doubted hed be able to get Trackster Teeth to unwish his tell the truth wish. Asking him to take it off would just raise suspicion from Trackster Teeth. An innocent fairy wouldn’t ask their godchild to remove a “tell the truth” wish, except in extenuating circumstances.

So what could he do?

Norm supposed that Crockpot would suggest making Turner invisible and inaudible so no one would notice him or something strange like that. Norm knew that wouldnt work. People would wonder what happened to Turner. That would definitely prompt Trackster Teeth to mention Turner.

Next, Norm considered somehow making Turner ill. No, Trackster Teeth might wonder why Turner was ill and it might be against Da Rules.

Norm decided that staying quiet would be a better way to avoid mentions of Turner than trying to do anything to Turner or anyone else. Norm supposed if worst came to worst and Trackster Teeth did ask him about Turner, he could just say that Turner lost his godparents, without getting into the whys and the hows.