Quite Odd Parents Porno Story: St Valentines Day Massacre Chapter 1

Summary: Once
more the worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy
Genius collide in the ring. However this time its a little
different. This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender
warfare! The stakes have never been higher then they are tonight.
LIVE from the brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville,
Texas and only available on Pay-Per-Viewits The St. Valentines
Day Massacre!

Disclaimer: You
guys know the drill. I dont own anything here but the plot. The
characters used herein are the property of Hartman, Davis, and
Nickelodeon. All entrance music is the property of their respective
singer, songwriter or record label. Wrestler names, moves, and all
applicable material are property of World Wrestling Entertainment.

Video Package
(Set to Bon Jovis You Give Love a Bad Name)

Valentines
Day, normally a romantic holiday. However tonight, that will change.
Tonight, lovers become enemies, and for two of them, the ultimate
prize is on the line (clips of Timmy, Tootie, and the wedding rings
are shown).

Tonight,
relationships will be put to the test under the most EXTREME
conditions (clips of Jimmy and Cindy are shown). Tonight all bets are
off with these competitors. Tonight, prepare yourself to witness the
massacre!

(Sounds of a
Tommy Gun firing and the bullets hitting a brick wall, revealing the
events logo) And nowPurple Flurp presents: The St. Valentines
Day Massacre!

End Package

The camera shows the
darkened arena, and then pans to the stage as massive pyrotechnics go
off in all shades of color. The yells and screams of nearly 20,000
people in attendance are nearly drowned out as massive firepower
shoots out of the ring posts. The display finishes, and the lights
come back on as the camera scans the crowd.

Hello everybody,
and welcome to what will be a momentous event here in Retroville!
a feminine voice calls. This is Wanda Geronimo at ringside along
with my broadcast partner for the evening Eustace Styrch. Eustace, we
have one incredible card for the fans tonight!

Indeed we do
Wanda. The concept for the evening was the brainchild of both Timmy
Turner and that insufferable Jimmy Neutron. Tonights Double Main
Event is a testament to the creativity of both young men.

Wanda nodded before
continuing. Lets send it up to interim ring announcer Chet
Ubetcha.

Chet stands in the
ring clad in his normal suit and tie with a microphone in one hand
and cue cards in the other. Suddenly, the song Good Ole Boys
by Waylon Jennings hits.

Ladies and
Gentlemen, please welcome the honorable Mayor Jay Roberts of
Dimmsdale and the honorable Mayor Walt Clark of Retroville! the
crowd goes nuts as the two men enter the ring and are handed a
microphone each.

Thank you Mr.
Ubetcha. We both are very pleased to be here for yet another
momentous evening of action and excitement! Mayor Roberts says.

Thats correct
Jay. I would also like to add that it is my privilege to welcome all
of the fans who are here from your great city of Dimmsdale to our
brand new arena! Mayor Clark responds. Half the crowd goes wild at
the mention of their hometown.

Mayor Roberts nods
in acknowledgment. We are glad to be here Walt, and we are also
proud to give you one half of the Main Event. Tonight, Timmy Turner
will square off against his fiance Tootie McDonald in the
first ever Til Death Do Us PartMoney in the Bank Ladder Match!

He waits for the
crowd to quiet before continuing. This match is the brainchild of
Timmy himself. The rules are simple: Suspended above the ring will be
a briefcase. Inside it, there will be $250,000 and a set of his and
her wedding rings. The only way to win is to climb the ladder and
retrieve the briefcase! If Tootie wins, she receives the money and
the couple must get married within one year. If Timmy wins, he
receives the money, and he gets to decide when and even if the
couple will get married!

The crowd roars its
approval at this announcement. The two men motion for quiet before
they begin to speak again.

That sounds like
an amazing match Jim. For our half of the Main Event, Id like to
announce that Cindy Vortex requested a match against her fianc
Jimmy Neutron! Once more, he waits for the crowd to quiet down
before continuing. Im happy to say that Jimmy accepted the
match. He requested, and I granted, that the match be contested under
Extreme Rules! No count-out, no disqualification!

The crowd goes nuts
at the announcement. The two men smile and shake hands for the
cameras. Now sit back, relax and enjoy the show! Mayor Clark
says before he and Mayor Roberts exit the ring to much cheering and
applause.

Wow, now talk
about an exciting double Main Event! Timmy vs. Tootie and Jimmy vs.
Cindy, does it get any bigger then that? Wanda enthusiastically
says.

I dont think
it does Wanda. These two couples will push each other to the brink
and even further! Considering that Neutron and Vortex will take place
under Extreme Rules, there may be some blood shed before the night is
over! Eustace responded, glee apparent in his eyes.

Lets send it
back to Chet for the introductions for our opening contest. Wanda
said.

The camera once more
focuses on Chet as the bell rings.

Ladies and
Gentlemen, this is the opening contest of The St. Valentines Day
Massacre, and it is a Submission Match!

With that, the song
Paranoid by Black Sabbath rings out through the P.A. system as
red strobe lights go off all around the entrance way. A somewhat
pudgy young man steps through the dry-ice induced fog.

Introducing
first: From Retroville, Texas, weighing in at 202 lbsCARL
WHEEZER!

Carl, clad in a
black tank top and track pants, walks down the ramp, slapping hands
with the fans on either side. It seems that the crowd isnt
playing favorites tonight. Carl is getting cheers from both the
Retroville and Dimmsdale fans. Wanda notes.

Eustace says
nothing; he glares at Carl, who returns it in kind, but not kindly.
Carl then gives Eustace an obscene gesture before turning his
attention back to the entrance way.

His entrance music
dies down, and then is replaced by Hips Dont Lie by Shakira.
The same fog drifts up, hiding his flaxen-haired opponent from view.

His opponent:
From Dimmsdale, CaliforniaVERONICA STAR!

Veronica steps
through the fog and makes her way to the ring. The fans stretch out
their hands, but she ignores them. She has a look on her face that is
a mix of concentration and determination.

We must note that
the pairings for these inter-dimensional matches were picked at
random. The same can be said for the order of the matches except the
Main Events. Those were determined by a coin flip between Jimmy and
Timmy. Wanda quipped.

Veronica slides into
the ring and straightens out her white tank top and plaid skirt
before walking to center ring to stare down Carl. The referee goes
over the rules with both before checking them for foreign objects.
Once satisfied, he calls for the bell to begin the match.

A/N: Read and
Review please. Once again I start another WWE inspired fic. I hope
everyone enjoys this. Coming up, we will have this contest, a
backstage interview with Chip Skylark and the introductions for the
next contest!