Fairly Odd Parents Porn Story: Godparent Chapter 8
Disclaimer: I am not Butch Hartman.
Chapter 8: Proposition
The Pixies continued pretending to godparent their godchildren. Clones of the Timmy-cam were PINGed up to record the godparenting. When the Pixies thought they had enough, they PINGed in to Jorgen.
Mr. Von Strangle, said HP, While the fairy godparents were busy, we godparented their kids instead, as well as the kids you never assigned fairy godparents to. Sanderson, play the disc.
Sanderson inserted the disc of godparenting videos and photos.
Jorgen was shocked by how well the Pixies godparented the kids. They never messed up or caused disaster. Da Rules said wish granting was to be done by whichever species does it best. The Pixies did it best.
Fairies are not to godparent any more! Jorgen boomed, Pixies are the new godparenting species!
Jorgen than pressed the button that recalled all godparents that were currently on duty.
BOOM!
Only Norm appeared.
YOU ARE FIRED! boomed Jorgen.
Fired? He couldnt be. If he were fired, hed become enslaved to humans again. Norm sure as heck didnt want that to happen!
Why? asked Norm, Are godparents not allowed to spend time away from their godkids?
THE PIXIES ARE BETTER GODPARENTS THAN FAIRIES ARE!
Hey, hey, wait a sec, said Norm, The Pixies? Those no-fun accountants are better godparents than fairies are? I think I need to clean out my ears.
YES!
And you are firing me because of that?
YES!
Well, Jarhead, said Norm, Sanderson lost Fairy Idol. Guess who won Fairy Idol?
Norm sang, ME, ME, ME!
SO!
The Pixies cant be the new godparents, said Norm.
Da Rules say wish granting is to be done by whichever species does it best.
Show me! challenged Norm.
Jorgen BOOMed Da Rules into the room, opened to the page that Rule was written on.
Alright, said Norm, Its a Rule. But wheres your proof that the Pixies do it best?
Jorgen showed him the Pixies disc. Norm noticed how well the Pixies were granting wishes, yet didnt mention it.
SEE! boomed Jorgen, THERES YOUR PROOF!
Ever heard of photo doctoring? Video editing? inquired Norm, What makes ya so sure these video and photos are real?
BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Okay, said Norm sarcastically, Why did I even bother asking?
I DONT KNOW!
Are you aware that you just answered a rhetorical question?
NO!
How can the Pixies be better at granting wishes than I am? asked Norm, I have been granting wishes since I was in nappies and those Pixies have done business stuff all day twenty-four seven since they were created, rarely granting any wishes at all. Howd they get their ten thousand hours?
Jorgen didnt reply.
Alright, Jarhead, said Norm, I have a proposition for you.
WHAT?
Give me two weeks to prove I can godparent Chester better than any dull, pointy-headed freak can, said Norm, If I fail, you can fire me. If I dont fail, I keep my job. Kay Jarhead?
ALRIGHT! Jorgen, ONLY TWO WEEKS! NO MORE!
Norm left in a POOF.
The Pixies were shocked that Norm was almost ruining their plans. The insolent fairy/genie hybrid might be the death knell of their plans. They might not manage to rule the world after all.
However, HP had a back-up plan. He called all the Pixies on his magic cell phone.
Employees, I want the most magically adept of you to mess up the wishes granted by Norm the Fairy/Genie Hybrid.
Yes sir.
Norm the Fairy/Genie Hybrid interfered with stage four, but HP was sure that Norm couldnt beat them. Norm was only a filthy genie, he could be dealt with easily, HP was sure.